A man set fire to the roof of his house when he tried to use Roman candles to get rid of a hornet's nest. First he tried Raid, but when that didn't work he busted out the fireworks. Who wouldn't, right? The first two shots missed the nest and hit the side of the house, but the third one set the nest ablaze -- and the home's siding with it. The dumb ass was able to put out the fire before it spread. The moral of the story, don't use fire to solve household problems.