Cookies so good they would make a drunk want to trade his booze. Back in the day on the South side didn't all the kids trade candy bars for Boone's Farm wine during the fund raisers?
Our boy Jerry was already a bit blitzed when he arrived at a mall and spotted the uniformed youngsters sitting at a table behind a display of Thin Mints and other treats. He told them he was a bit short on cash, but said he was willing to barter -- with some of the booze he'd been knocking back that afternoon.
The girls said no and called security, who held Jerry for cops. They said "he didn't even know what they were talking about and was barely able to walk to the cruiser..