Another one out of Florida! Sometimes marriage can be a pain in the butt. A 76 year old man was angry that his wife of six months still hadn't consummated their marriage, but now his best chance will be to consummate it during a conjugal visit. He claims he was angry that she wouldn't have sex with him so he fired a warning shot in the mattress -- but missed and hit her in the rear end by accident...OKAY... Could be she just couldn't get in the mood with a crazy old coot pointing a gun at her. Maybe he'll have better luck in prison.