KISS has condoms and now the Crue is offering up a line of vibrators. They are each named after one of their songs, so you have the "Girls Girls Girls," "Shout at the Devil" and "Too Fast for Love" -- and how can the set be complete without the "Dr. Feelgood"?
The sales pitch for the collection reads, “Unleash an epic night of desire-fueled decadence and seismic stimulation with the official Mötley Crüe sex toy collection. Rock out with four powerful bullet vibrators emblazoned with artwork from the band’s iconic songs and albums.”
To order yours, go to LoveHoney.com.
Here are some more song titles that would make good vibrator names.
Iron Man Black Sabbath, 18 Inches Lauren Alaina, Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin, Cherry Bomb John Mellencamp, Magic Man Heart, Bad Bad Leroy Brown Jim Croce, Brown Sugar Rolling Stones, Good Vibrations Beach Boys, Big 10 Inch Aerosmith, Little Willie Sweet, God Of Thunder Kiss and honorable mention for Five Finger Death Punch.