MOTLEY CRUE'S NEW LINE OF VIBRATORS

KISS has condoms and now the Crue is offering up a line of vibrators. They are each named after one of their songs, so you have the "Girls Girls Girls," "Shout at the Devil" and "Too Fast for Love" -- and how can the set be complete without the "Dr. Feelgood"?

The sales pitch for the collection reads, “Unleash an epic night of desire-fueled decadence and seismic stimulation with the official Mötley Crüe sex toy collection. Rock out with four powerful bullet vibrators emblazoned with artwork from the band’s iconic songs and albums.”

To order yours, go to LoveHoney.com.

Here are some more song titles that would make good vibrator names.

Iron Man  Black Sabbath, 18 Inches Lauren Alaina,  Whole Lotta Love  Led Zeppelin,  Cherry Bomb  John Mellencamp, Magic Man  Heart, Bad Bad Leroy Brown   Jim Croce, Brown Sugar  Rolling Stones, Good Vibrations   Beach Boys, Big 10 Inch  Aerosmith,  Little Willie  Sweet, God Of Thunder Kiss and honorable mention for Five Finger Death Punch.   

 

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