Talk about a ballsy move. Police in California are trying to track down a guy who stole a chainsaw from a hardware store by hiding it in the last place you'd ever want to put a chainsaw, or any other sharp object for that matter. If I were stealing a chain saw, a knife, or an ax, I am not sticking it down my pants. Chain saws and wood are not friends. Look at this guy, he just takes the saw, sticks it in his pants and walks out of the store like nothing happened.